Thursday, June 30, 2011

Photopalooza from Fukuoka! Or: The Search for Starbucks

When we left off yesterday--which for Tara was already the tomorrow that we’re having today so she was bummed that there was no morning blog to read but then she realized that’s because she was all Back to the Future there in Fukuoka, having a morning that hadn’t happened here yet--our travelers had not yet arrived in Fukuoka. And BTW have I mentioned how hard that whole 14-time-zones-of-separation thing is for me to comprehend? (yes, but Imma mention it again in 3...2....1....) The mental gymnastics required for me to figure it out even WITH a clock always end in disaster because I can’t do gymnastics of any kind and thus it turns my mind all pretzel-y and then of course I want actualfax pretzels and then I find myself trolling for twitpics from Japan while I’m munching and then all of a sudden it really is tomorrow and there’s still no blog and now no pretzels either.

So now I’m starving again but not for twitpics because lovely Tara sent me a treasure trove last night / this afternoon / at some point in the Mobius strip that is our lives / and so yay! No trolling required! And now we can pick up our story where we left off about three pretzel bags ago ... (do other people measure time in food? No? Just me? All righty then.)

Oh and just FYI I had to write this whole post in Word which is like using a stone tablet and a chisel, because at EXACTLY the moment the pics arrived from Japan, Blogger had some kind of total nervous breakdown and spent a number of hours huddled in an obscure corner of the Internet, refusing to answer repeated knocks and, when pressed, finally shoving a wrinkled piece of notebook paper under the door upon which it had simply scrawled this cryptic message: “HTTP 400 Bad Request.” Which, as we all know, is Blogger-speak for FUCK YOU. AND YOUR BLOG POST TOO.

But I won. I waited it out and coaxed and prodded and offered it the last of my pretzels, and FINALLY it grudgingly allowed me to access MY OWN EFFING BLOG FFS and post all these fab pics.

And thank you, Tara, whenever you are--I really, really appreciate your taking time out of your impossibly busy schedule to send all these. :)

(Note: All dates and times given are from Tara’s BlackBerry but IDK what time zone it might be set to so some of these pics might not actually have happened yet. Here, have a pretzel.)



06/28/2011 1:27 pm.
IDEK what to say about this other than that
I think he’s on the flight to Tokyo, he’s still reading
The Russian Affair--although here it’s serving as more of a desk--
and I love that there’s Pooh Bear.


06/29/2011 6:11 pm.
Tara and Johnny became friends
with these three awesome Marines at the Tokyo airport
while they were waiting to get on the flight to Fukuoka.
During their encounter, Tara says, "The guy in the middle
discovered that his tattoo says 'Heartbreaker' instead of 'Born to Kill,'
because a nice old Japanese man translated it for him ..."
And then belly-laughing all around ensued.


06/29/2011 9:56 pm.
In Fukuoka at last! And fans are thrilled
to see Johnny, the mysterious hooded figure
to the far right holding the enormous bouquet
of gorgeous pink roses.


06/29/2011 and it's still 9:56 pm.
Because time kinda stands still when you see Johnny.
BTW those flowers are gorgeous!



We interrupt this series of pics to bring you a few from another angle where the hooded ensemble seems a little less "hi-I-just-teleported-here-from-the-Dark-Ages-with-my-Yankees-cap." These next three are twitpics from @yukiajuly.


There we go. LOVE that he’s loaded down with gifts already!


When she posted this one, @yukiajuly apologized
for the slight blurriness, writing, "I'm sorry to shake."

It’s OK, BB. It happens to everybody when they see him. :)


.



OK! It's now 06/30/2011 9:18 am.
Which, as I’m writing this, isn’t yet. My head hurts.
Johnny on the bus headed to morning rehearsal.


06/30/2011 9:19 am.
OK, that’s enough reading for now. 
Let’s enjoy the sights of Fukuoka.


06/30/2011 9:20 am.
And here begins the search for Starbucks.
Because he’s dyyyyyyyiiiiiiinnnnnngggggg.
So Tara explains, "At the hotel’s front desk that morning,
Johnny asked for directions to Starbucks.
So they gave him ... "


"... this map ..."


"... and THIS map ..."


"... and also THIS map ..."


"... and then THIS map ..."


"... He just kept pulling these maps out of his bag.
And then we realized that Starbucks wasn’t even open yet."


06/30/2011 9:41 am.
Tara says, "I found a grasshopper!
I thought you would like him. He was outside the practice
waiting to get Johnny’s autograph. Very patient fan."


06/30/2011 12:07 pm.
The beautiful countryside of Fukuoka as seen from the bus
on the way back from practice.


06/30/2011 1:31 pm.
On the break between rehearsals
they went shopping for wedding gowns ...


... and Tara says Johnny found one he loved.
They didn’t have a chance to try anything on, though.


06/30/2011 2 pm.
Sightseeing outside the Fukuoka Yahoo! Dome.
(Is it just me or does Yahoo! seem completely out of place
in that name?)


Tara sighs, "It was a torrential downpour ...
I tried to remind him that there was a tsunami here,
and there’s monsoons, and we probably shouldn’t walk in the rain.
But he wanted his Starbucks ..."


"... Oh, and then I found these hand sculptures
so we stopped for a photo shoot."
(Note that Tara is clutching a Starbucks.)


And finally, still at the Dome, Tara says,
"The Japanese are very kind. They explain how to stand
and where to stand before going on super-high escalators!
So I put my feet in the footsteps ..."


"... while Johnny tested out the escalator 
to make sure we were doing it right."
Always a gentleman. :)
With Starbucks in hand.



And thus concludes the day’s adventures, whatever day that was, with or without pretzels but definitely with Starbucks, no matter how many rain-soaked maps it took to get there. And we hope that maybe more pics will be forthcoming as Fun in Fukuoka continues!!



Very, very special thanks to
Super Managtress Tara Modlin
for all these photos!!!!



Johnny's in Japan!
Best wishes to him and Tara for safe travels,
wonderful shows, and for a very happy
27th birthday with his Japanese fans!
Need to know when Johnny is?
Check the handy clock in the upper right part
of the blog for the current day and time in Fukuoka!



Please remember to vote vote vote
for Beauty Bear Eric Alt to win "Favorite Salon"
in New Jersey Life Health + Beauty Magazine's A-List awards!
You can vote for both salons at the same time:
Eric Alt Saddle River, and Eric Alt Wood Ridge.
You also can vote over and over in this one
without even having to clear your cache--
just press F5 to refresh the page! #winning



Yes! Johnny's dresses are now available
for purchase only on eDressMe.com!



At last: Pop Star On Ice is now available on DVD!
Order yours today from the Pop Star On Ice website!



Johnny tweeted recently:
"Buy my single,'Dirty Love' via iTunes.
Tell all your friends to as well. The more copies sold
takes me one step closer to making a video! №1!"
THE WORLD NEEDS THIS VIDEO
IN THE SAME WAY THAT IT NEEDS AIR.
You know what to do.
Please buy the song from Johnny's website,
or just click the "Buy" button on the player
at the top of the blog!



Hey, Welcome to My World also is available
as an eBook! More info on Johnny's website!


copyright 2011 / Binky and the Misfit Mimes / Lynn V. Ingogly / all rights reserved

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Konichiwa!

Johnny at Narita Airport in Tokyo (yes! flowers!)
at about 5 pm local time on Wednesday,
in this yfrog photo from @ugachan.
Johnny tweeted: "Safe at Narita. Flying to Fukuoka
in a little while. So tired. @tmodlin already eating rice
wrapped in seaweed. I love you Japan!"
Given his state of fatigue, I love that there's
a question mark above his head in this photo...



In a few short hours, as of this writing, Johnny should be in Fukuoka accompanied by all his luggage (we hope), his Super Managtress snacking on more rice wrapped in seaweed and offering him some every five minutes as annoyingly as possible just to get back at him for not allowing her to nap on the plane, and a supermega case of jet lag making his head feel like it's filled with concrete. But I know his beloved Japanese fans will chase all that away in a matter of minutes as the lovefest begins ... ♥

Our story thus far:

We start here, as Tara and Johnny settle in
for their flight to Tokyo ... Somehow I was thinking
they'd have more leg room. Although of course this way it's easier
for him to kick her awake every. single. time.
she starts to drift off for the next 14 hours or so ...


I love that the Japanese fans were tracking his flight
and tweeting pics as he drew ever closer ... !


Yes! They're here! With a lot of stuff!
As seen in this twitpic from @juntaroooo!


Lucky @yammyyammy, who tweeted this pic, with Johnny!


IDK exactly what "Johnny's Secret Garden" is
but I want to go there now
and also I completely concur with the sentiment.



OK! We'll be watching for more twitpics etc., wistful that he's so far away, but happy that he's in the loving care of the Japanese fans, who have waited so long for him to come there this year and are so thrilled to see him again. Until then, here is my favorite tweet of the night, from dear Yoko (whose Twitter bio reads simply, "I am crazy about Johnny Weir." Yes. I totally get that.):





Very special thanks to
Super Managtress Tara Modlin
for the in-flight photo!



Johnny's in Japan!
Best wishes to him and Tara for safe travels,
wonderful shows, and for a very happy
27th birthday with his Japanese fans!
Need to know when Johnny is?
Check the handy clock in the upper right part
of the blog for the current day and time in Fukuoka!



Please remember to vote vote vote
for Beauty Bear Eric Alt to win "Favorite Salon"
in New Jersey Life Health + Beauty Magazine's A-List awards!
You can vote for both salons at the same time:
Eric Alt Saddle River, and Eric Alt Wood Ridge.
You also can vote over and over in this one
without even having to clear your cache--
just press F5 to refresh the page! #winning



Yes! Johnny's dresses are now available
for purchase only on eDressMe.com!



At last: Pop Star On Ice is now available on DVD!
Order yours today from the Pop Star On Ice website!



Johnny tweeted recently:
"Buy my single,'Dirty Love' via iTunes.
Tell all your friends to as well. The more copies sold
takes me one step closer to making a video! №1!"
THE WORLD NEEDS THIS VIDEO
IN THE SAME WAY THAT IT NEEDS AIR.
You know what to do.
Please buy the song from Johnny's website,
or just click the "Buy" button on the player
at the top of the blog!



Hey, Welcome to My World also is available
as an eBook! More info on Johnny's website!


copyright 2011 / Binky and the Misfit Mimes / Lynn V. Ingogly / all rights reserved

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Macy's: The Gift That Keeps On Giving Us Picspam!

Johnny on stage looking gorgeous
at Macy's Herald Square in NYC for the fashion event /
meet-n-greet that he hosted as part of Macy's
Pride + Joy celebrations for LGBT Pride Month!
Photo courtesy of Michele Mansoor /
Fireworks Sports Marketing.



Why yes. Yes, we do have a few more pics from Macy's. This exclusive set is from Johnny's appearance in New York last Thursday, in which he emceed a fashion show and also shared the stage with crowd-pleaser Miss Lawrence of Real Housewives of Atlanta and members of the cast of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

Since I wasn't there, I have no idea who most of these people are in the photos, but it doesn't matter because they're all speaking the universal language of big-smiles-o'-Johnny-love, so they feel like old friends. :) We should do lunch. With Johnny, of course. As soon as he gets back from Japan.



Johnny handling emcee duties.
At one point during the show, he had some sound-system trouble
and asked, "Has my flame put out my microphone?
Yes, I am too gay for my microphone." LOL.


IDK what's going on here but I love it.


After the fashion show, it was meet-n-greet time--
and just look at that line!
Love the fan wearing the "Army of One" tank top
designed by Johnny in collaboration with Traver Rains
for Spirit Day last October.


Again with the srs bsns of signing stuff.


Free hugs!


With Adorable Happy Young Fan #1...


... and #2. How cute are they!


Grown-up fans are happy to pose with Johnny too!


More happy!


IDK why he's doing this, but I love this photo.


Hey! I know this lovely lady!
This is Anastasia Pryanikova,
my friend and fellow fan from Facebook!


Johnny with the charming and very talented
Miss Lawrence.


Macy's staffers want a free hug from Johnny too!


Beautiful.



Bonus Macy's stuff!
OMG! My friend Snuffy took video in Chicago!!
Here's the entire fashion show portion
of Johnny's appearance there, absolutely chockful
of Weirisms (Nancy! We're so excited!)
Snuffy, we laaaaahve you forever for this!
(Programming note: At about 17:25, Johnny says,
"Do we like this look? ... Miss Binky likes it!"
as I'm nodding, smiling, and giving a quiet
thumbs-up for that lovely model ... !)


More bonus stuff!
Here's a great interview conducted by
Emmanuel Garcia while Johnny was in Chicago.
Johnny talks about LGBT pride, Sochi, fashion,
and how he would describe himself.
Thoughtful and fascinating. Thank you, Emmanuel!



Bonus pics from WireImage!
Here's Johnny from his appearance last night at
"Trevor Live: An Evening Benefiting the Trevor Project" in NYC.
Love this look! As my friend Peace Schuyler tweeted,
"There are no font sizes big enough for my SQUEE
for the Victorianesque collar with the shorts. … "


And here's the whole effect: Fabulous pointy shoes,
barely-there shorts, miles of legs and all. Love.



All the fabulous Macy's NYC photos courtesy of
Michele Mansoor / Fireworks Sports Marketing.
Thank you so much!!



Johnny's off to Japan today!
Best wishes to him and Tara for safe travels,
wonderful shows, and for a very happy
27th birthday with his Japanese fans!
Need to know when Johnny is?
Check the handy clock in the upper right part
of the blog for the current day and time in Fukuoka!



Please remember to vote vote vote
for Beauty Bear Eric Alt to win "Favorite Salon"
in New Jersey Life Health + Beauty Magazine's A-List awards!
You can vote for both salons at the same time:
Eric Alt Saddle River, and Eric Alt Wood Ridge.
You also can vote over and over in this one
without even having to clear your cache--
just press F5 to refresh the page! #winning



Yes! Johnny's dresses are now available
for purchase only on eDressMe.com!



At last: Pop Star On Ice is now available on DVD!
Order yours today from the Pop Star On Ice website!



Johnny tweeted recently:
"Buy my single,'Dirty Love' via iTunes.
Tell all your friends to as well. The more copies sold
takes me one step closer to making a video! №1!"
THE WORLD NEEDS THIS VIDEO
IN THE SAME WAY THAT IT NEEDS AIR.
You know what to do.
Please buy the song from Johnny's website,
or just click the "Buy" button on the player
at the top of the blog!



Hey, Welcome to My World also is available
as an eBook! More info on Johnny's website!


copyright 2011 / Binky and the Misfit Mimes / Lynn V. Ingogly / all rights reserved