I Played Too Much in Photoshop and Ran Out of Time to Think of a Headline

Artwork inspired by Johnny's Twitter timeline yesterday. Because I wasn't really going to blog but then Robin asked ever so sweetly late last night for a new post. And because I love it when he's tweet-happy.

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So hopefully he also picked up this helpful pamphlet:

Chapters include:

Really? A Hickey? People Still Do That? Oh.

You and Your Hickey: Making the Most of Your Brief Time Together

Surprising Health Risks: Keeping Pedestrians Safe from Your Hickey

When It's Time to Say Goodbye: New Laser Treatments Offer Faster Removal Than Ever Before--Although Seriously, Just Give It a Few Days and Treat Yourself to Some Loubs With the Money You'll Save

Bonus "After-Hours" Self-Test: Is It a Hickey or a Birthmark? What You Should Know If FFS No One Ever Explained This to You Before

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Yes. Absolutely. Because this is a BGJW crossover episode made in heaven. 

Holy Mother of Russia, hear our charmingly accented and forcefully argumentative prayer, punctuated with vodka and dancing. And heavily clad in fur.

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Yes! Q and A returns!! Go read it now 

if you somehow missed its lolworthiness yesterday!

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New on Johnny's website!

How I would love to go to this...

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More new stuff on Johnny's website!

He'll be attending Macy's Glamorama Los Angeles

on Friday, Sept. 23, and also performing in 

"Fashion on Ice" on Saturday, Sept. 24, in Chicagoland!

Info here!

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Yes! Johnny's dresses are now available
for purchase only on eDressMe.com!

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At last: Pop Star On Ice is now available on DVD!

Order yours today from the Pop Star On Ice website!

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Johnny tweeted recently:

"Buy my single,'Dirty Love' via iTunes.

Tell all your friends to as well. The more copies sold

takes me one step closer to making a video! №1!"

THE WORLD NEEDS THIS VIDEO
IN THE SAME WAY THAT IT NEEDS AIR.

You know what to do.

Please buy the song from Johnny's website,

or just click the "Buy" button on the player

at the top of the blog!

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Hey, Welcome to My World also is available

as an eBook! More info on Johnny's website!

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copyright 2011 / Binky and the Misfit Mimes / Lynn V. Ingogly / all rights reserved

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