Cheryl Davidson LOL! For better or worse I am in full-on fangirl crush mode right now! And there's nothing I can do about it! I've got Johnny Weir fever AND I AM BURNING UP!
Cheryl Bateman I'm still sitting in my pajamas, reveling in all things Johnny. I still want an action figure.
Well, Cheryls, the wait is over! Here it is, what we all--pathetic, pajama-clad Internet stalkers that we are--have been waiting for: The cure for Johnny Fever! The Johnny crack that we hardcore addicts so desperately crave! Something to hold and touch after the footgasmic Be Good Johnny Weir Episode 107!
It's the Johnny Weir action figure!
Your scale-model Johnny is:
Authentically detailed! Yes, right down to his ... um ... yay! Episode 107!
Fully posable! (And by "fully" we mean "close your bedroom door, grab the included miniature Pilates machine, and let your imagination run wild...")
Completely dressed in his short program costume from the 2010 Olympics! Or not. (See above.)
Ready to talk to you! Pull the pink tassel on Johnny's left shoulder to hear these fan-favorite Weir-isms and sound effects:
When I'm good, I'm good. But when I'm bad, I'm better.
I walk on water. Well, frozen water.
What an artist. At times it is like BALLET on ice.
Don't you know that? Are you stupid?
This is Viacheslav Romanov!
To have this mammoth thing shoved in me...
And I've mounted it.
Ohhhhhhh daddy...
*snuffle*snuffle*snuffle*
The best thing you can ever be in this life is yourself.
Your Johnny action figure comes with these exciting accessories:
Your Johnny action figure comes with these exciting accessories:
- New! Bad Romance costume for exhibition skates!
- Fur hat
- Galliano underwear
- Shiny, pointy shoes
- Can of Pledge
- Hello Kitty pillow
- Pet mongoose
- Every medal he's ever won, and every medal he should have won if it weren't for useless, blind, bean-counting judges....
Quantities are unlimited--just like Johnny's artistry, outspokenness, grace, and sheer sex appeal.
Order yours today!
1-800-OMG-WE-LOVE-THIS-MAN!
1-800-OMG-WE-LOVE-THIS-MAN!
Our goal is to reach 10,000 ASAP!
Please sign now if you haven't already!
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