And the answer is: Five, plus a bonus pic whose extra-credit value is OVER 9,000! (more extra-credit points if you have any idea where that reference comes from. And yes, I just ended a sentence with a preposition, but at least I haven't used the Z-word so far ... )
We begin back on the flight to Beijing (pls try to keep up ...).
Tara notes that this sign is missing an "IN"
and really should read "PAIN IN PROGRESS."
As we saw previously, the seat backs were supposed to fully recline,
but Tara explains that "those chairs were broken.
And somehow I ended up accidentally squirting Johnny
with an entire bottle of hand sanitizer, and because the seats
didn't lay down right, when he got up to go clean it off,
he scraped his little skinny leg across the chair in front of him.
And so, bloody and completely hand-sanitized from head to toe,
he hobbled to the bathroom. Pain in progress ..."
and really should read "PAIN IN PROGRESS."
As we saw previously, the seat backs were supposed to fully recline,
but Tara explains that "those chairs were broken.
And somehow I ended up accidentally squirting Johnny
with an entire bottle of hand sanitizer, and because the seats
didn't lay down right, when he got up to go clean it off,
he scraped his little skinny leg across the chair in front of him.
And so, bloody and completely hand-sanitized from head to toe,
he hobbled to the bathroom. Pain in progress ..."
Next we have the wonderful welcoming scene at the airport
with the fabulous Chinese fans,
who could not have done more to show Johnny the love
and thus relieve any lingering pain. :)
with the fabulous Chinese fans,
who could not have done more to show Johnny the love
and thus relieve any lingering pain. :)
Now we skip ahead to ... "some fish from the place
where we got coffee when Starbucks was closed," says Tara.
"Yes. Giant fish tank in coffee restaurant."
Discuss.
where we got coffee when Starbucks was closed," says Tara.
"Yes. Giant fish tank in coffee restaurant."
Discuss.
Later, thankfully, Starbucks WAS open,
and Tara and Yana Rudkovskaya went there
while "the boys were skating."
Apparently even the camera had the shakes at this point ...
and Tara and Yana Rudkovskaya went there
while "the boys were skating."
Apparently even the camera had the shakes at this point ...
Oh. Yes. He skated.
OMGIDIE.
(Click here for a really great-quality vid from the show.
Thank you to fan Tatiana Edrenkina for the link!)
OMGIDIE.
(Click here for a really great-quality vid from the show.
Thank you to fan Tatiana Edrenkina for the link!)
And: The bonus pic, your beautiful reward
for reading all the way through this ridiculously random post.
Caption- and macro-free and approved for all audiences
by the Association of Sensitive and Tasteful Bloggers
Who Really, Sincerely, Do Not Wish to Offend Anyone
Except for Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, and
Those Clowns from Westboro Baptist Church.
Do with it what you will. :)
for reading all the way through this ridiculously random post.
Caption- and macro-free and approved for all audiences
by the Association of Sensitive and Tasteful Bloggers
Who Really, Sincerely, Do Not Wish to Offend Anyone
Except for Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, and
Those Clowns from Westboro Baptist Church.
Do with it what you will. :)
Twitter voting roundup!
(although I have to say that I'm not impressed
with the way Faxo is monitoring--or rather, not monitoring--
this voting stuff, so I'm kinda only half-heartedly following
these contests now but I still want my people to win ...)
(although I have to say that I'm not impressed
with the way Faxo is monitoring--or rather, not monitoring--
this voting stuff, so I'm kinda only half-heartedly following
these contests now but I still want my people to win ...)
Vote here for Johnny to win "Follow Me."
Current rank: #1
5 voting days remaining.
Vote here for Johnny to win "Mr. Twitter"!
He ended August's contest at #3,
and has been renominated for September!
Current rank: #5
and has been renominated for September!
Current rank: #5
26 voting days remaining.
Vote here for Gail Turley's blog
"WheresMyKoppy" to win "Best Blog"
Current rank: #5
12 voting days remaining.
"WheresMyKoppy" to win "Best Blog"
Current rank: #5
12 voting days remaining.
Hey! Check out this clip of Johnny
from the Rachel Zoe Project!
The episode in which he appears
is coming up next Tuesday, September 7, on Bravo!
Yes! Johnny Is skating in Yu-Na Kim's fabulous show,
All That Skate, in Los Angeles in October!
Everything you need to know about tickets
and special gatherings of The Cabal
is right here!
All That Skate, in Los Angeles in October!
Everything you need to know about tickets
and special gatherings of The Cabal
is right here!
Weirlandians for Life organizer Gary Podschun
notes that we're a little more than one month away
from the Chicago AIDS Walk,
and WE STILL NEED AT LEAST TWO MORE PEOPLE
TO OFFICIALLY FORM A TEAM!
Please visit the group page here for more info.
We hope to see Johnny well-represented by his fans
at the walk on October 2!
Very special thanks to
Agentress Extraordinaire Tara Modlin
for so generously sharing her pics
and the stories behind them!
Coming soon: More in the series
of translated interviews from the Mook Book
courtesy of the fabulous Akiko Nakata!
copyright 2010 / Binky and the Misfit Mimes / Lynn V. Ingogly / all rights reserved
notes that we're a little more than one month away
from the Chicago AIDS Walk,
and WE STILL NEED AT LEAST TWO MORE PEOPLE
TO OFFICIALLY FORM A TEAM!
Please visit the group page here for more info.
We hope to see Johnny well-represented by his fans
at the walk on October 2!
Very special thanks to
Agentress Extraordinaire Tara Modlin
for so generously sharing her pics
and the stories behind them!
Coming soon: More in the series
of translated interviews from the Mook Book
courtesy of the fabulous Akiko Nakata!
copyright 2010 / Binky and the Misfit Mimes / Lynn V. Ingogly / all rights reserved
