Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Just for Fun Cuz It's Still Stuck in My Head. Don't Hate.

And Playing in Photoshop Was a Wonderful Way to Avoid Doing All the Stuff I Was Supposed to Be Doing.





Kiss Me in Public
Lyrics

(As best as we can figure out at the moment 
until a studio version shows up on iTunes or wherever. 
Please Sweet Weirsus, Holy Mother of Gaga, 
and St. Cazwell of the Ice Cream Truck, 
hear our desperate whining.
Accuracy not guaranteed. 
Your results may vary. 
No animals were harmed 
in the transcribing of these lyrics, 
though should you choose to dance suggestively 
while reading / listening, 
your attire may or may not survive the experience.  
With very, very special thanks to Sunday Spark
Jenn Kittler, and multiple other contributors,
without all of whom I'd still be going, 
"Hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm kiss me in public 
mmm mmm mmm mmm kiss me in public....")

I’ve been around town looking for someone
Who’d be down to get down
Still looking for someone.
I don’t care that they stare,
Don’t know where they come from
Baby, stars in the air
Let’s go become one.
(repeat)

If I give you my hand would you hold it?
If I told you the truth would you know it?
If I gave you a chance would you blow it?
Would you be right by my side if I need you?

If I give you my heart would you break it?
If I gave you my love would you take it?
If you fell for me would you say it?
Would you kiss me in public?

I’ve been around town looking for someone
Who’d be down to get down
Still looking for someone.
I don’t care that they stare,
Don’t know where they come from
Baby, stars in the air,
Let’s go become one.
(repeat)

Kiss me in public
Kiss me in public

Cazwell Rap
(Dear Cazwell: We couldn't catch all of this part 
but we love it and also we think there's a reference to Grindr 
in here somewhere that rhymes with something else 
["finder"? "find her"?] gaaaaaaaaaaah it's driving us crazy! 
Please could you help us out? Kthxbai. P.S. We you.)

Yeah!
I don’t wanna wait till the lights go down
Till there ain’t no sound, don’t mess around
I don’t wanna wait till nobody’s looking
Take me to your mama’s, I heard she’s cooking
……………..........…..(????)
…………………..……(????)
Our relationship is on the rocks again
So I guess it’s time for me to change the locks again
You can grab your things and put them in a box again
Better make a list and mark it off with a pen

If I give you my hand would you hold it?
If I told you the truth would you know it?
If I gave you a chance would you blow it?
Would you be right by my side if I need you?

If I give you my heart would you break it?
If I gave you my love would you take it?
If you fell for me would you say it?
Would you kiss me in public?

I’ve been around town looking for someone
Who’d be down to get down
Still looking for someone.
I don’t care that they stare,
Don’t know where they come from
Baby, stars in the air,
Let’s go become one.

I’ve been around, round, round, round, round, round
Down to get down, down, down, down, down, down
Care that they stare there, there, there, there, there,
Stars in the air, air, air, air, air, air

Kiss me in public x4



Here's the video so you can watch it again. 
In which he's apparently too sexy for his pants.
(And now THAT song is running 

through my head... help meeeeee...)



Bonus pic--click to see it full size! 
New fabulous art from @ayukovon
who posted it with this note: "A thing like a kaleidoscope," 
since Johnny will be performing in Kaleidoscope 
this Friday in Charlotte, NC! 
A few tickets are still available--get yours here!



West Coast fans! Come see Johnny perform 
at Union Square Ice Rink as part of Macy's Great Tree Lighting 
in San Francisco! From Macy's website
"Visit the MAC Cosmetics tent during the day 
for holiday beauty tips, and be sure to come back 
after Johnny Weir's performance 
to meet the Olympian in person."!!!!



Photo of Johnny and Cazwell 
© David Ingogly.



NEW!! Friday's blog, "Portraits," now updated 
with true full-size images!! 
If you haven't had a chance to see
these gorgeous photos yet, please check them out.
Here's just one sample...
(click photo again after it loads for full size).



Their "Fever On Ice" program is up 
for a $50K grant from Pepsi Refresh!
They're now in second place 
in their category and tier--
but only first place wins. We can do this!






Johnny's Glitter and Ice collection 
with MAC is selling out fast! 
Don't miss your chance to sparkle--
visit a MAC retailer or order online ASAP! 



NEW!! The Sheraton Philadelphia University City 
is now the official Holiday Dreams On Ice hotel!! 
Book your rooms before December 9 
and receive a special HDOI-only discount! 
The Sheraton also will be hosting the VIP after-show party.
More info on the Holiday Dreams On Ice website!

"Like" HDOI on Facebook
and use promo code "philadelphia" 
for 50% off your general admission ticket!!



New Q and A! Go read it now!
(Note: Now updated every Monday and Thursday... 
more time to savor each one!)



Yes! Johnny's dresses are now available
for purchase only on eDressMe.com!



At last: Pop Star On Ice is now available on DVD!
Order yours today from the Pop Star On Ice website!



Johnny tweeted recently:
"Buy my single,'Dirty Love' via iTunes.
Tell all your friends to as well. The more copies sold
takes me one step closer to making a video! №1!"
THE WORLD NEEDS THIS VIDEO
IN THE SAME WAY THAT IT NEEDS AIR.
You know what to do.
Please buy the song from Johnny's website,
or just click the "Buy" button on the player
at the top of the blog!



Hey, Welcome to My World also is available
as an eBook! More info on Johnny's website!



Please help us nominate Johnny 
for "Must-Follow Athlete on Social Media" 
in the Fifth Annual Mashable Awards! 
From the Mashable site: You can submit one nomination 
per category every day. Mashable's editors will select 
seven finalists for each category, 
and finalists will be announced Nov. 21. 
Then readers will vote for the winners. 
Award winners will be announced on Mashable on Dec. 19.
Click here to nominate him!


copyright 2011 / Binky and the Misfit Mimes / Lynn V. Ingogly / all rights reserved

3 comments:

aaaack said...

Ah....the suspense...such SUSPENSE...waiting for the missing words, for the iTunes/Amazon song release, and a long-awaited skating music video starring Johnny.

And last, but not least, finally for the public kiss. Which is a tricky thing because right now a "family unfriendly" same-sex kiss can get you ejected from a Southwest Airlines flight (http://www.nj.com/entertainment/celebrities/index.ssf/2011/09/l_word_star_leisha_hailey_says.html), hopefully not in midair because that would obviously violate other FAA regulations. But this is so patently unfairly applied because so much is in the eye of the beholder (I'd like to ask whomever filed a complaint to wear a burqua, backwards of course, or to pull the obligatory turban over their eyes and grow a beard. Funny how I reflexively look away during intense scenes in movies, embarrassed and respectful of the actors' privacy.)

I would not be surprised if we have to wait for the words "You may now kiss the groom." Which would then create a scene so intense that witnesses might swoon en masse in the pews. But even this might finally see the light of day in Season 4 or 5 of Johnny Be Good (by the way, the interval between seasons seems exponentially long).

Thank you, Binky, for reading our hearts and minds. And thank you, Sunday Spark and Jenn Kittler, for all that persistent ear squinting and jotting. And Ayukovon for your mind-blowing art (how long did it take to do all that importing, positioning, resizing and rotating?).

Debora Walsh said...

Can't. Wait. To. Buy. It.
Thank you, Johnny...Thank you Cazwell...♥
Keep reaching for the stars!

Princess Johnny-Love ♥ said...

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! lyrics! ty, i needed these!

and now he's gonna be skating to Lady Marmalade? SQUEE!!!!

excuse me - i need to go cry in a corner cause i'm not living on the east coast.

*sob!*