Showing posts with label Viacheslav Romanov. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Viacheslav Romanov. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

I'm Trying to Write a Headline Here But All I Can Think About Is Porno Robot

Johnny at the gala after his performance
Monday night at ITNY.
He presented an award to MAC Cosmetics
and was, by all accounts, adorable.


Kayso this is just a mishmash of stuff because I'm all ADD today with too many things I'm supposed to be doing and too many things distracting me from all the things I'm supposed to be doing and so completely not enough caffeine to even begin to cover it but essentially the salient points are:

(1) ITNY was brilliant and amazing. See above. And also below:

Johnny chatting in the hallway before the show.
(Note fabulous black nail polish.)
Thanks to Pat Goewey for posting this photo
to Johnny's FB fan page!


Happy Johnny!
Thanks to Anastasia Pryanikova for posting this one!



Johnny's performance of Heartbroken at ITNY.
Beautiful and poignant, every time.


(2) ALERT! We've got to step up our People's Choice voting!!!!
@amleonard83 is KILLING us with her tweet-voting for The Fabulous Beekman Boys in the #tvobsession category. While nine out of the Top Ten Tweeters remain BGJW voters, she has now claimed the #1 spot from @NatoMax, our secret nuclear voting weapon!! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!! Nearly 3,000 votes per day are being tweeted in this category, and @amleonard83 has cast more than half of them. We've really got to ramp up our game here to get BGJW on the ballot--but, as the fans who tweeted more than 100,000 times in the NNN voting, we got this! So please keep obsessively tweeting:

Be Good Johnny Weir #tvobsession #peopleschoice

Voting ends Tuesday, November 9!

(3) Eric Alt's Halloween party is tomorrow! And a number of fans are planning on going! Which brings us to: What should Johnny wear?

Of course earlier this week he tweeted:


... a costume choice which clearly demands that someone twitpic the hell out of it.

However, rumor has it that this is NOT the costume he'll be wearing Thursday. I'm sure he's already decided, but just in case he's still looking for inspiration, here are our poll results from last week's survey!

Our top vote-getter was [insert mariachi music here. Or maybe, considering her attitude, something more Wagnerian ... ]: Estrellita (sparkly version)! Ah, Estrellita. You shall live on forever in infamy and hilarity. #hombre

Estrellita was followed closely by our number-two choice. With only a few votes separating him from Estrellita, our second place goes to the one and only Viacheslav Romanov. Because we miss him terribly and haven't seen nearly enough of him lately. Dear Viacheslav, please tell us you are not finish. Spasiba.

(Oooooo ... or Johnny could do some kind of Victor/Victoria thing, with half of him dressed as sparkly Estrellita, barking commands at everyone, and the other half as Viacheslav, who keeps alternating between doing a dead-on impression of her in a thick Russian accent and repeating that he just wants to #peeinpeace.)

Rounding out the top five were: A geisha, a lifeguard in a white Speedo, and Michelangelo's David. All of which I'm sure Johnny could pull off inimitably. Possibly all at once.

We also had quite a few write-in votes, so I'm letting you guys write the rest of this entry with a selection of your ideas because I am now further distracted from the stuff that's distracting me from the stuff I'm supposed to be doing by the indescribably delicious image of Estrellita and Viacheslav going on a date ...

In honor of GaGa's meat dress, Johnny could rock the raw chicken breast epaulets suggested in BGJW "The Future Is Mine" as part of a Sgt. Pepper-style outfit with pants made of feathers!

Adam Ant or Ziggy Stardust (two write-in votes each).

A fairy godfather in a pink crystal suit and designer sunglasses, with wings and a really cool starburst wand.

Paint yourself day-glo orange, pour a quart of Wesson over your head and go as Evan.

A Russian soldier.

An oiran. (Not the same as a geisha. See, this is not only fun, it's educational! Because who isn't distracted enriched by learning about the distinctions among Japanese "pleasure district" courtesans? I know I am ...)

A can of Pledge.

Karl Lagerfeld.

Brian Slade from Velvet Goldmine.

A rock star wearing snug leather pants, a snug shirt and jacket... In other words, kind of like he looked at #FFANY!

Tara! (BTW his impression of her in "The Future Is Mine" is priceless.)

King of Weirlandia (with a kitten as an accessory, of course).

Cleopatra. He'd be hot in ancient Egyptian drag.

Hockey player with a bedazzled rendition of a hockey uniform.

Tim Burton's Corpse Bride!

Steve from Blue's clues.

I would also like to suggest Rachel's "stuffed animal dress" from Glee. :)

Augh! This is unfair! There's too many good choices and I wanna see him in everything! One more: Trophy housewife 'cause he'd be stunning!



Designer T. Rains and Johnny have teamed up to raise money and awareness for The Trevor Project! This organization is "determined to end suicide among LGBTQ youth by providing life-saving and life-affirming resources." Proceeds from the "Army of One" t-shirt sales will go to The Trevor Project foundation. Order yours today! Your support is greatly appreciated!
For more information, please visit www.thetrevorproject.org.



Yes! You can own a fine art print of Johnny
perfect for any/every room in the house!
Prints of artist Peter Jurik's "Showtime!"
are available for purchase from his website.
More info here!

Please remember to register to receive
the JW Art Project's email newsletter!
They have great tidbits to offer,
and you get a special sneak peek at an exclusive photo
from the Artbook when you sign up!

Special holiday offer!
In exchange for a donation to Toys for Tots,
Trish Aaron-Misiura will send you one handmade,
Johnny-inspired Christmas ornament! More info here!

Please vote for Johnny as "Must-Follow Personality"
in the Fourth Annual Mashable Awards!
To vote, enter "@JohnnyGWeir" in the box after "I nominate,"
and then choose "Must-Follow Personality"
from the pull-down menu.
You can vote once a day until Monday, November 29!
The top five in each category will advance
to the finalists' round, which begins December 1.

Coming up: Part 3 of the final series
of translated interviews from the Mook Book
courtesy of the fabulous Akiko Nakata!

copyright 2010 / Binky and the Misfit Mimes / Lynn V. Ingogly / all rights reserved

Monday, April 12, 2010

See Johnny Write. Write, Johnny, Write. Tell All, All, All. Writing Is Fun!

So Johnny Weir tweeted recently that his long-awaited book
is on the horizon! Here's how we envision it:


(Alternate book titles still under consideration:
 IceGame: The True Story of Figure Skating's
Diva Bitch Whore from Hell
Unbound, Uncensored, and Unapologetic:
Johnny Weir Tells All
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Johnny Weir
But Were Really, Really Afraid to Ask
Johnny Weir: Man Enough to Be a Diva Bitch on Ice
Speechless: The Fabulous Untold Story of Johnny Weir)

  
With a prologue by agentress Tara Modlin titled, "Managing Johnny. Or Trying to, at Least. He's Really Not Very Manageable. And He Makes Fun of My Feet."

Chapters we'd really like to see:

  1. Growing Up in Amish Country: Who Says God Doesn't Have a Sense of Humor?

  2. Childhood Photos (awwwwww...)

  3. The Rivalry Begins: “Which I Don't Even Know What That Is”

  4. Medals, Medals, and More Medals!

  5. Why I'll Always Love Priscilla (awwwww, Part 2)

  6. The Anatomy of Johnny Weir (Nude Photos, Part 1)

  7. That Was Really Clever for Evan (one-sentence chapter)

  8. ZebraSwan Forever

  9. It's a Plushy! (Yes, It Really Is, Although There's Nothing Further That Can Be Offered by Way of Explanation...)

10. The Birth of Viacheslav Romanov

11. Bad Romance: The USFSA and Me

12. Enter Galina: She Who Must Be Obeyed. And Also Who Brings Me Pomegranate Juice.


13. Judge Not, Lest Ye Be Judged--And I'm the Judge of You Now, You Silly Skating Officials Who Should Probably Slink Quietly Away and NOT Read This Chapter and Hope to God Nobody Else Does Either

14. Medals, Medals Everywhere--Except for Where They Should Be (see preceding chapter)

15. The First Time I Ever Said, "Ohhhhhhh Daddy..."

16. Nude Photos (Part 2)

17. For the Love of God, LOOK IT UP, Evan!

18. Around the House With Johnny: The Proper Way to Slice Cheese, Pledge Everything, and Shave Your Chest (includes Paris' favorite cupcake recipe!)

19. Poker Face: Addressing the Sexual-Orientation Question (this page intentionally left blank)

20. “So, You Slept Mostly on Your Left Side…?”: Questions and Answers with Mother Superior St. Patti o’ Weir, Who Also Really Deserves Some Kind of Medal Engraved With the Words “He Came from Your Vagina”

21. A Brief Explanation of the New Judging System (separate

9,672-page companion volume to the book that includes a nude centerfold of Johnny which is the only reason why anyone would bother to buy it)

22. Smuckers Smack-Down: Guest-Written Chapter in Which Fans Discuss Why Johnny Shouldn't Skate for SOI Even If Those Smuckers Got Down on Their Knees and ... er ... Begged Him (includes Yet More Nude Photos, Part 3, with strawberry jam strategically placed)

23. Bonus! Travel Tips from Aunt Diane! How to Feel at Home Anywhere: Simply Laugh Helplessly While Demonstrating the "One Pigeon, One Duck" Walk. Also: How to Get Your Nephew to Stop Torturing You With His Naked Butt in Your Hotel Room (Diane is open to suggestions for this section because she's tried EVERYTHING and he won't KNOCK IT OFF...)

24. Bonus! “Everybody Gonna Die!”: Final Thoughts from Viacheslav Romanov



Special thanks to Johnny Weir Facebook fan Lizzy Pine
for the book-cover art! Fabulous, as always!
copyright 2010 / Binky and the Misfit Mimes / Lynn V. Ingogly / all rights reserved