Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Porno Supernova

Johnny during his Bad Romance performance 
at Ice Theatre of New York, October 24, 2011. 
See the video here!
Photo © David Ingogly.



Kayso we've been digging out from under an avalanche of photos from ITNY, and in the meantime Halloween came and went without any Porno Robot sightings this year (which is a shame, really, because now it's hardly Halloween without that, is it?), but as Johnny mentioned on Twitter, he'd be "nailing the make-up and costumes with you, BUT I am lucky enough to do that weekly!" Which brings us to the utter sparkly fabulousness that is the costume and makeup he wore for Bad Romance at Ice Theatre last week (really? It's already been more than a week since I was in NYC? Gawking endlessly while happily absorbing the fact that you can go to Times Square at 11:30 p.m. and have coffee with like three thousand of your closest strangers AND see some guy filming some other guy who is in the middle of the street dancing up a storm fully decked out in a Batman costume although I'm not convinced they even knew each other but in any case absolutely nobody else is even paying the slightest bit of attention to them because this is NYC, baby, and he'd have to be grapple-hooking his way up the Empire State Building in that costume with an unconscious Mayor Bloomberg slung over his shoulder and Mariska Hargitay bellowing at him through a police bullhorn before anybody would even glance up from their iPhones to shrug at this latest Law and Order: SVU escapade and even then only if the whole scenario were seriously blocking traffic more than usual... I miss that so much BTW.)

But before we are overcome at the thought of possibly living in a world in which Johnny is never again dressed as Porno Robot, let us distract ourselves with super-mega-picspam from his ITNY Bad Romance performance. And then let's ponder what name to give this costume, which has generated much discussion in fandom ever since we first glimpsed it in July and which he has described as "prostitute wear with lots of sparkles." Personally, I love it. When he spins in it, he's like his own dazzling galaxy. So for today, Imma call it: Porno Supernova. 



























Love this moment in the program, 
where he stops to push off the hood of the costume 
and shake his hair.
















Johnny heads to center ice 
to take his bows after his performance.
I love everything about this shot.
Especially his attitude.



Bonus pics! From the ITNY red carpet: 
Chris Benz, Johnny, and NYC rapper Cazwell. 
Can't wait to hear Johnny's collaboration with Cazwell, 


Johnny and Patti. ♥



More bonus pics! Courtesy of MAC artist Caitlin C., 
who posted these on her website and promised 
to tweet more of them when she can. Thank you, Caitlin! 
These are from the incredible photo shoot last year 
for the Japanese Mook Book (What? You don't have one? 
Order your very own copy here!). 
Click twice for the full glory--THESE. ARE. HUGE. 
Like, bigger than life-size.  Next best thing to a 
nine-foot-high Glitter and Ice poster...





All ITNY performance photos
and red carpet photos
© David Ingogly.



Johnny's Glitter and Ice collection 
with MAC is selling fast! 
Don't miss out--visit a MAC retailer 
or order online ASAP! 



Yes! Holiday Dreams On Ice returns, 
this time to Philly! 
VIP tickets are already on sale! 
Get yours today via the Holiday Dreams On Ice website!

NEW! "Like" HDOI on Facebook
and use promo code "philadelphia" 
for 50% off your general admission ticket!!



Q and A!! Go read it now!



Yes! Johnny's dresses are now available
for purchase only on eDressMe.com!



At last: Pop Star On Ice is now available on DVD!
Order yours today from the Pop Star On Ice website!



Johnny tweeted recently:
"Buy my single,'Dirty Love' via iTunes.
Tell all your friends to as well. The more copies sold
takes me one step closer to making a video! №1!"
THE WORLD NEEDS THIS VIDEO
IN THE SAME WAY THAT IT NEEDS AIR.
You know what to do.
Please buy the song from Johnny's website,
or just click the "Buy" button on the player
at the top of the blog!



Hey, Welcome to My World also is available
as an eBook! More info on Johnny's website!



The season finale of Husbands is here! 
If you haven't seen this yet, go check it out now! 
Then please "like" them on Facebook 
and sign up for their insider newsletter!



Please help us nominate Johnny 
for "Must-Follow Athlete on Social Media" 
in the Fifth Annual Mashable Awards! 
From the Mashable site: You can submit one nomination 
per category every day. Mashable's editors will select 
seven finalists for each category, 
and finalists will be announced Nov. 21. 
Then readers will vote for the winners. 
Award winners will be announced on Mashable on Dec. 19.
Click here to nominate him!


copyright 2011 / Binky and the Misfit Mimes / Lynn V. Ingogly / all rights reserved

3 comments:

aaaack said...

Being a fan of Johnny's is love requited. Indeed, us fans have had such a good romance with Johnny's Bad Romance performances and costumes. It is perfect pitch for the sport of figure skating and our times.

Speaking of Bad Romances, we've all had such a Bad Romance with Wall Street (who instead of making us rich, makes us all poorer), then Congress who instead of fixing the problem becomes part of the problem and makes us poorer yet. Then the newest batch of Congressmen, instead of fixing Congress, bring the nation to the edge of default. Plus certain governors and state legislatures who bring the national disaster home to the state level. In the meantime, certain firms continue to offshore jobs and taxes...they profit by offshoring the American Dream.

All in all a Bad Romance that's increased American antidepressant prescriptions 400% in the past two decades, further funding the pharmaceutical lobby in an endless "Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad" loop.

Thank you so much, Johnny, for skating and expressing what we are feeling.

Nancy Knisley said...

Most photos of Johnny wearing this costume, as wonderful as they are, simply don't have the same visual impact as when you see that costume in person. When you do, it's like "WOW!"

When Johnny enters the ice wearing it, he's twinkling bits of light floating over the ice. And when he spins, he's surrounded by tiny sparkling stars in orbit.

Of all the photos of Johnny in the costume I've seen, this one comes closest to capturing the magic of Johnny skating in that costume.

Also, gotta say that when he's still and you can see the details of the costume, I find the rhinestone hand-print on his butt, as well as the rhinestone lips at the top of his inner left thigh, to be enormously amusing. Those reflect the naughty twinkle in Johnny's eye.

Princess Johnny-Love ♥ said...

Porno Supernova - like it!

i have to say, i was really looking forward to see what Johnny wore for Halloween this year. no Porno Robot?! nothing? . . . *sad*

lovely, lovely pic of Johnny and Patty. ♥

and ZOMG!! my monitor is not big enough for the fabulousness of those M.A.C. pics!!

. . . was just interrupted by Johnny tweeting a link to his new program. so delicate, lovely, and graceful - AND it reminds me how easy he makes difficult moves look.

k, gonna sit right down and wait for the rest of those ITNY pics. how many more thousand are there to go? we wanna see ALL of them!! <(*_*)>