So hopefully he also picked up this helpful pamphlet:
Chapters include:
Really? A Hickey? People Still Do That? Oh.
You and Your Hickey: Making the Most of Your Brief Time Together
Surprising Health Risks: Keeping Pedestrians Safe from Your Hickey
When It's Time to Say Goodbye: New Laser Treatments Offer Faster Removal Than Ever Before--Although Seriously, Just Give It a Few Days and Treat Yourself to Some Loubs With the Money You'll Save
Bonus "After-Hours" Self-Test: Is It a Hickey or a Birthmark? What You Should Know If FFS No One Ever Explained This to You Before
Yes. Absolutely. Because this is a BGJW crossover episode made in heaven.
Holy Mother of Russia, hear our charmingly accented and forcefully argumentative prayer, punctuated with vodka and dancing. And heavily clad in fur.
Yes! Q and A returns!! Go read it now
if you somehow missed its lolworthiness yesterday!
New on Johnny's website!
How I would love to go to this...
More new stuff on Johnny's website!
He'll be attending Macy's Glamorama Los Angeles
on Friday, Sept. 23, and also performing in
"Fashion on Ice" on Saturday, Sept. 24, in Chicagoland!
Info here!
At last: Pop Star On Ice is now available on DVD!
Order yours today from the Pop Star On Ice website!
"Buy my single,'Dirty Love' via iTunes.
Tell all your friends to as well. The more copies sold
takes me one step closer to making a video! №1!"
THE WORLD NEEDS THIS VIDEO
IN THE SAME WAY THAT IT NEEDS AIR.
IN THE SAME WAY THAT IT NEEDS AIR.
You know what to do.
or just click the "Buy" button on the player
at the top of the blog!
Hey, Welcome to My World also is available
as an eBook! More info on Johnny's website!
8 comments:
Very funny post. Do you know how to leave a question for Johnny like those that appear on his website?
Does FFS stand for what I think it does (starts with "for" ends with "sake")? Also, holy crap, I love you. (And Johnny.)
I have only seen one pimple on Johnny ever. Think Johnny's dermatologist must be like the Maytag Repair Man.
The few times that wee zit (in Johnny's eyes a volcano) has appeared, Johnny has stared it down until it blinked and disappeared.
@Nicky: Yes! You can send questions to Johnny via his website. The email address to use is on the "Contact" page there--it's JohnnyWeir@fireworkssm.com.
@Peace: Yep. That's what it stands for. An abbreviation I use liberally, along with WTF and JFC. And I love you back. ♥
Have no idea what they are singing about but Elka sounds and looks marvelous http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV5xJT7BnzE
ahahaha!! OMFG! good thing i finished my drink BEFORE i read your blog post. i used to love to make my brother laugh right after he took a big drink of his milk cause then, you know, he'd spit it out all over. is that hickey flyer/brochure thingie for reals?
and Johnny as a Russian Doll? hell, YEAH, bebe! you KNOW the show's ratings would spike with a Johnny appearance! and can we get him a 6', athletic yet refined, and very very hot Russian Sugar Daddy?
please note the 6 is referring to the Russian Sugar Daddy's height, not inches. hee hee! Bad Robin!
oh! i have to say that i LOVE LOVE LOVE when The Princess answers our questions! i'm crossing my fingers that he'll please oh please answer some more!
xo
Robin
@Robin: I created the hickey brochure using an actualfax New Jersey Prevention Health Education Network brochure on ... another topic ... as a springboard. LOL. http://njiway.org/health/njphen/images/brochures/all_about_std.gif
I had never heard of 'Russian Dolls' until Johnny mentioned it in his tweet. I came across an ad for it the channel website while looking for something else.
Once again MM, great blog! Your ideas are all so clever and they always work.
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